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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger."

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"

"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."

"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"

"What's a joke only redditor's would get?"

"I answer private number calls with: ""Rent a Gent hello"""

"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."

"REMEMBER: If you mention another race, you're racist."