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Joke of the Day

"I've been alive for 25 years, only a fraction of a second compared to the age of the universe but still measureable. Unlike your mom."

"Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too."

"Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."

"Since I'm wearing a white top, I'm going to go ahead and eat this meatball hoagie while I drive."

"Hide a Body? What's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."

"What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"