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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
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"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"
"*incoming text* ""hey bud can I crash at ur place"" Sure come on over *sound of approaching airplane*"
"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."
"I bought a Christmas tree today and the guy asked me Will you be putting it up yourself?' I told him, No, you sicko, it's going in the living room!'"
"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."
"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"
"Those days I only knew six words if you count muther fucker as two."
"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"
"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior"