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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."

"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""

"I am as a wake as a funeral."

"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."

"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""

"""Let's fly to Russia, get a bucket of water from the Caspian Sea, then put it above the door so it falls on Jeff!"" - Impractical joke"

"Having a girlfriend is like having a car... ... I don't have a car :'(."

"How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan"

"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."