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Joke of the Day

"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."

"what did sam smith say to the popped balloon ""you've been so uninflatable..."""

"Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture?"

"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"

"A short but funny joke your dick"

"Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew"

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."

"What if the cure for cancer is in the mind of someone who cant afford an education?"

"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""you're next."" I do the same thing to them at funerals"

"The best part of waking up is still mystery to me."