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Joke of the Day
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
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"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."
"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"
"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"
"The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behaviour"
"Pretty much just pronouncing ""Caramel"" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it."
"How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?"
"Here's what I do not understand Spanish"
"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"
"You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney."