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"Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."
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"Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"