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Joke of the Day

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"Stupid nanny state won't let me enroll my kids in bartending school."

"What commercials are the longest? Viagra"

"What is the best way to cut a mango? With a knife!"

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs."

"Me: I need to sleep Ambien: do worms have buttholes? You should text your boss"

"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."

"You know what's a cool job?: Mirror inspector I could really see my self doing it."

"If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?"