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Joke of the Day
"If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?"
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"Paul says to Jesus ""Hey man whatcha doing for Passover?"" Jesus says ""Just hanging around."""
"You and Me = Grand Unification"
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."
"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."
"[getting dating advice from my dad] Just be yourself and don't do anything stupid ""Well which one is it?"""
"Where do you put dead typists? In the `!"
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"Dear Kirstie Alley, We're really pulling for you on your new diet. Sincerely, Chairs"
"Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold? Because corners are *90* *degrees*"