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Joke of the Day
"What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me"
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"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."