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Joke of the Day
"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."
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"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"
"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""
"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."
"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."
"why was the chicken population so large? because it grew **eggs**ponentially"
"White smoke from under my hood means either my starter went out or my car has elected a new Pope."
"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."
"How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden? By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage"