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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pizza would the twin towers order? Two plains."
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"How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach? It's not hard"
"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"
"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."
"Why do hurricanes always have female names? At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house."
"Finished a jigsaw puzzle in 5 minutes today.. surprising because the box said 4-6 years."
"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
"They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to the 6 million Jews. ~ Jimmy Carr."
"You really gotta hand it to short people.. Because they usually can't reach it anyways."