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"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
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"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."
"Why is a pool table green? Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls."
"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."
"Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing."
"I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom"
"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"What's long and smells like shit? The unemployment line."
"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""