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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy? They have a semillon!"

"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."

"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"

"Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly"

"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."

"My friend just joined a Reggae band, he plays the triangle. He says it's pretty easy, all he has to do is... Sit at the back and ting."

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"