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Joke of the Day
"How do you get the drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza."
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"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"
"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"
"Me: Table for four, please. And can we get some crayons? Her: Will there be children dining today? Me: No. The crayons are for me."
"Wind Farms..... I'm a big fan!"
"One time I was really high and attempted to flush my foot down the toilet. There was no Twitter then, so I'm telling you now."
"Hello, Room service? Yes, in order to make my fort structurally sound I'm gonna need 9 more pillows brought to room 355 Bring ice cream too"
"What do you call a tin boat? A hydrofoil."