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Joke of the Day

"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."

"Bring a Knife on a Date! When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream? The cream"

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"I recently got fired from a calender factory All i did was take a day off"

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."