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Joke of the Day

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"facte: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once"

"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."

"Heard about the two guys who stole a calendar? They both got 6 months"

"Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"

"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."

"What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes? Social netwerking"