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Joke of the Day

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""

"This lady stalks me everyday from work to my home, and i'm beginning to like her People say its just stalk-home syndrome"

"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""

"People say I'm quite contrarian. But I disagree."

"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."

"Why did no one like the cannibal that started eating his own body? He was too full of himself."

"My wife and I agreed to only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes for 6 months... She's up to 2 packs a day."

"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."

"for a guy named Health Ledger he was not keeping track of his health very well."