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Joke of the Day

"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""

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"I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional."
"A recent survey suggests 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape"
"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."
"My toddler just asked me ""mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"""
"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."
"How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms? bear"
"Favorite song What's a chinese chef's favorite song? I believe I can fry."
"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."