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Joke of the Day

"What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !"

"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"

"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"

"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."

"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."

"I used to collect old broken pocket watches.. But now I barely have the time."

"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"

"Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How shitty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?"

"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."