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"Hoes looking for attention... Haters looking for a mention... Welcome to Facebook."
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"Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY"
"My grandma used to say, ""I'll give you something to cry about!"", and then she'd toss a severed hand in my lap."
"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""
"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load."
"A teacher asked a spanish immigrant student to make a sentence using the words cheese and liver.... ...The immigrant replies: ""Hey liver alone, cheese my sister"""
"*text message* Cat: Slave, I'm missing a box. I had 2 & now I have 1. I blame the dogs. Find it. Me: but I'm at work. Cat: find it."
"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."
"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"
"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."