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Joke of the Day
"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"
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"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"what do you call 4 and 25 cents? foreign change"
"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."
"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else. I had to do something to pass the time."
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb? Click here to find out!"