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Joke of the Day
"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."
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"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."
"What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car."
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"What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink? TAKBEER!"
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"
"Regarding hungergames mockingjay Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?"
"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion."
"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."