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Joke of the Day
"What does Popeye's dick smell like? Olive Oil"
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"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"
"[space mission studying behaviour of snakes on the moon] astronaut: ""we should've taken our own"" astronaut holding net: ""just keep looking"""
"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."
"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"
"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."
"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."
"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"For my food service workers out there: How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not my fucking sidework!"
"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."