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Joke of the Day

"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"

"Friend request > Poke > Message > Phone Number > Text > Meet > Bang"

"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"

"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor? He always shoves a Bill down her throat!"

"Black and white... I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face. I'll have to get this checked."

"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."