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Joke of the Day

"- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with ""Please wait while your computer shuts down""..."

"People ask me what it's like designing children's parks... It's all swings and roundabouts to be honest"

"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"

"What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?"

"A new report says that the average U.S. University Freshman reads at a 7th grade level. To any College Freshmen out there, big words say you can't read big words."

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"

"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."

"Look, if you can take a smoke break, I should be able to take a twitter break. It's not like one addiction outweighs the other, HR!"

"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"