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Joke of the Day
"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."
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"It was so hot in Florida on New Years... ...the ball in Times Square wasn't the only one that dropped."
"[strip to the waist for my fight club debut] Opponent: ""dude they meant the top half"" *walks away* [I claim victory and retire undefeated]"
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!"
"What is the difference between ooh and aah? Just three inches."
"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."
"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
"You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive."