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Joke of the Day
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""
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"Apparently, ""he's an army officer"" isn't the correct response to ""who's your daddy""."
"Particle physics joke The bartender yells, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."
"Some relationships can survive only online."
"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."
"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."
"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."
"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"
"definately - Used when absolutely certain a guy named Nate is involved."