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Joke of the Day

"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."

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"As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her."
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"Fat joke with girlfriend Me : I want to go to McDonald's grab something to eat Gf : yeah that's what fat people do !!! Me : alright then you can grab something for me ! Thanks babe :)))"
"How come ambassadors never get sick? They have diplomatic immunity."
"[on the way to the hospital] GF: ""let me get this straight. You thoug-"" Me: I thought that the mouse trap would detect that I am not a mouse"