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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"
"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"
"I am man. Hear me ask my wife for permission to roar."
"Fun Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, meatless years."
"What do you call an alligator who's wearing a vest? An investigator."
"Why do women make better pilots than men? They only have one joystick to worry about."