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Joke of the Day
"Some relationships can survive only online."
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"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."
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"Every Time a Child Isn't Conceived During Sex... ... It's usually the result of a short cumming"
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"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."
"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."
"The Notebook (2004) A stranger harasses a nursing home resident with stories about people she doesn't know (PG-13 2hr 3min)"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged"
"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."