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Joke of the Day
"Isaac Newton couldn't become a surgeon ... because blood is non-Newtonian!"
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"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"
"""I'm so wasted!!"" Vegetables in my refrigerator."
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."
"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."
"A man walks into a flower shop and discovers something new: a bonsai palm tree in a pot. As he admires the plant he says, ""With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"""
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir or they'll all be wanting one."
"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"
"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."
"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."