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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."
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"Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum? He was just minding his Ps and Qs."
"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"
"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""
"No Soap. Radio!!!"
"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."
"What do you call a shity poet? A poo'et"
"Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist."
"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"