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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."

"Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap... Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help? Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts"

"Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."

"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"

"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"

"I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too."

"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."

"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"