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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"

"I really need to get rid of this heavy copy of ""Farenheit 451""... Could someone lend me a lighter? Edit: FAHRENHEIT DAMN IT"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"

"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"

"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"

"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"

"Changing a light. How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to drive the pink caddy and the other to change the light."

"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."

"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."

"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."