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Joke of the Day

"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."

"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."

"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."

"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."

"Bill Clinton is so getting laid tonight. Hillary is in Indonesia."

"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""

"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."

"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""