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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."
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"What do mathematics and environmental beat mixers have in common? Al Gore rythyms"
"My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, ""All kids smell that way."""
"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."
"if carrots could get you drunk.... rabbits would be fucked up."
"My girlfriend recently said that she needs some time and distance... Is she trying to calculate velocity?"
"So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny."
"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""
"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."
"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."