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Joke of the Day
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."
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"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"
"[dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick"
"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""
"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."
"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"
"What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road? A cold shoulder."
"Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill"
"Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower? Because it's harder to pick up."
"What idiot called it Airport Facilities Maintenance and not Hangar Management?"