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Joke of the Day

"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""

"I hate barbers more than doctors Because I have to live with the shit that one does."

"Me. *Throws coat over a puddle* Her. ""WTF are you doing with my coat?"""

"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"

"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"

"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."

"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"

"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."