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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate! "
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"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer"
"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."
"I went to a seafood disco i pulled a muscle"
"What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common? None attended the University of Miami."
"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid-eighties and with slight handicap."