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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman flying a plane? A pilot, you sexist!"
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"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"
"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."
"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"
"At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte"
"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"
"Hearing problems I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said ""Can u describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"Cop: You been drinking?nnMe: No.nnCop: Say the alphabet backwards.nnMe: Alphabet the. nnCop: Hilarious. Say each letter.nnMe: Each letter."
"cop: ""you kinda look like one that's all"" me: ""in no way am i a pirate"" cop: ""hmm, are you sure?"" parrot on my shoulder: ""did he stutter?"""