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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"

"What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone? An argumentative ese"

"Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck? Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records."

"My neighbor put up like $3,000 worth of Christmas lights but I showed him by putting out a nativity scene with like 20 baby Jesuses"

"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."

"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."

"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."

"Don't commit suicide! It's illegal to destroy government property."

"What do vampires call menstrual cups? Shot glasses."