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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."
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"A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building He watches as both hit the ground at the same time. With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."
"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"
"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"
"Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."
"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"
"My penis is referred to by the female market as... The sperm whale"