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Joke of the Day

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision, guys."

"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"

"Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*"

"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."

"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."

"The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam."

"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"

"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."

"Apparently there are midget prostitutes in Thailand who cost less than a dollar. Clearly they're selling themselves short."