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Joke of the Day

"How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb? None. We pay a German to do it."

"The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled."

"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""

"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."

"What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? A mumble bee"

"Why didn't the polite coder get hired? The job required SASS"

"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."

"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"

"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."

"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."