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Joke of the Day
"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."
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"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"
"When I die I want my body to be donated to science ...but more specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."
"I wanted to make a chemistry joke... But I'm too basic."
"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."
"How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?"
"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."
"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."