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Joke of the Day

"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."

"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"

"I'm not saying farts smell good or anything, but I have found a few to be ""delightfully disgusting ""."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"A recent study has linked alcohol to the risk of stroke in women... but i got a dick so lets drink!"

"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"

"I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative."