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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an insect that talks under its breath? A mumble bee"
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"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""
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"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
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"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."