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Joke of the Day

"The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled."

"When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs."

"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."

"Life is like huffing butane... first you huff the butane, then you die"

"What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth? The front row of a Ted Nugent concert."

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Two condoms are walking down the street... They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other ""hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"""

"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."

"Two gay guys are going on vacation... ...the night before they are to leave, one gay guy says to the other, ""Hey man, can I pack your shit?"""

"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."