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Joke of the Day
"The older I get, the earlier it gets late."
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"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"
"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"
"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"
"Another ""Priceless"" joke. Vodka 19.99. Motel room 64.99. Condoms 9.99. Finding out she swallows and likes it in the ass? Priceless! Fuck Mastercard, it pays to Discover"
"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."