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Joke of the Day
"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"
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"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"""Hell no!"" A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies, ""Hell no!"" The man says, ""Well, it must be your feet then."""
"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."
"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."
"A slice of ham and a slice of cheese walk into a bar They ask the bartender for 2 beers. ""Sorry we don't serve food here"" replied the bartender."
"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"
"did you know you can tell how much a girl likes you by the position of their feet Chances are if her feet are next to her ears she really likes you."
"What tick likes to run? Politicks"